Creator sighting!
Rain Beredo, colorist for Dark Avengers, has dropped by and left a comment on column #122, about how he colors Norman Osborn's eyes brown by order of Tom Brevoort. Thanks Rain, for commenting, and for taking it in good humor.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
The Dissector #125.
DISCLAIMER (angry creators, please read)
[[WARNING! THIS COLUMN MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS!]]
"Did we just get our butts kicked by Trident? (...) You don't even know who that is, do you? (...) Yeah, I just let my team get beat by someone named after a toothpaste. (...) How could this get worse? Oh, that's how. We have to be saved by the Older Titans. How lame to have your "big brother" come fight your fights. Thanks, Nightwing. Dick." Robin, Teen Titans, Wednesday Comics #2.
Sorry I'm late, but I've been behind in my comic reading... and if I don't finish the comics for a given week (or at least those I received), I prefer not to write the column. This is the column for comics released on 07/15; so let's get on with it. Kal cracked the DT! this time; Destro talks about "Hiesenberg Uncertainty Principles"... ignoring the fact that it's just one principle, not several, the name is "Heisenberg", not "Hiesenberg". Badge for you, my Canuck friend!
The Dissector's Picks Of The Week: Best Book Of The Week was Amazing Spider-Man #599... great ending for a great saga ("American Son"), and like I always say, that book is S.O.L.I.D. (wow, that whole acronym thing was so 90s...), and it always delivers. Worst Book Of The Week? Final Crisis Aftermath: Escape #3... God, what a piece of crap. Not only is this a horrible "The Prisoner" rip-off, the art is incredibly subpar, it's unbelievable someone is getting paid for drawing that. Look at the dissection for that book in this column and you'll see what I mean.
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"AIRPOST."
TITLE: Air (DC/Vertigo).
ISSUE: 11.
CULPRIT: G. Willow Wilson (writer).
DISSECTION: Gee-Wee... what the heck is a "passpost?"
DISSECT-O-METER: 3 Bazzars.
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"MORE THAN TWIST IN MY SOBRIETY."
TITLE: The Amazing Spider-Man (Marvel).
ISSUE: 599.
CULPRIT: Joe Kelly (writer).
DISSECTION: Boy, are we glad Harry Osborn's "sobreity" is not in danger any longer...
DISSECT-O-METER: 3 Bazzars. Oh, and Jeromy (Cox), while you colored Norman's eyes correctly... you didn't do the same with Harry. His eyes should be blue, not green.
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"BLACKEST EMBLEM."
TITLE: Blackest Night: Tales Of The Corps. (DC).
ISSUE: 01 of 03.
CULPRIT: Doug Mahnke (penciller, Green Lantern Corps profile).
DISSECTION: Hal Jordan's chest emblem is wrong... and so are Kyle Rayner's and John Stewart's. In fact, the emblems on the latter two is more similar to Hal's correct emblem than the one Mahnke gave him. Really, Hal Jordan's chest emblem is way simpler and, structurally speaking, even more iconic than those worn by Batman and Superman.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars each.
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"OH! MY PRETTY FACE!!!"
TITLE: Blackest Night (DC).
ISSUE: 01 of 04.
CULPRIT: Geoff Johns (writer).
DISSECTION: Damage says that when the Secret Society killed the Freedom Fighters, he was left with "a crushed naval cavity and a mangled profile". What? "Naval cavity"? Is that where you hide boats? It can't be a "navel" cavity, since there's no such thing, really, medically speaking... or since his face got fucked up... was it his "NASAL" cavity? I'm pretty sure I would have spotted this one, but Mean Jeff spotted it first, so he gets a badge.
Here's what Jeff had to say about Damage's whining: "(...) Damage talks about how he saw his former team mates, the Freedom Fighters, get killed while he was on their roster. "I was left alive with a crushed naval {sic} cavity and a mangled profile," he says. A crushed naval cavity? Sooo...he got punched in the belly button and it ruined his side-pose?"
I agree with you, Jeff, and thanks for e-mailing me saying that you're a loyal reader and "always a fan". It warms my heart, you have no idea how much.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars. Also, there's nine instances of wrong GL emblems (on Hal, Guy, and Kilowog), as well as wrong coloring on Kyle Rayner's Ion costume gloves.
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"THE BRAVE AND THE 'STACHED."
TITLE: The Brave And The Bold V3 (DC).
ISSUE: 25.
CULPRIT: Adam Beechen (writer).
DISSECTION: Blue Beetle wonders if Hardware has a moustache... when he can see his face perfectly, since Hardware's helmet is open-faced.
DISSECT-O-METER: 4 Bazzars.
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"EYE OF THE GOBLIN."
TITLE: Dark Avengers (Marvel).
ISSUE: 07.
CULPRIT: Rain Beredo (colorist).
DISSECTION: Again, Norman Osborn's eyes are colored brown instead of blue. Yes, it's a minor mistake, that doesn't detract from enjoyment of the story... but how hard is it to check character references when you are given a job to do? I'm sorry if I come across as too harsh, but that's very unprofessional. I mean, Beredo's not a full author, pencilling, writing, inking, coloring, etc... he just has to color the comic. Yes, it's no easy task, and I can't do it... but he just has to color it... and get the colors of character features right.
EDIT: Just after I finished this column, Rain Beredo left a comment on column #122 letting me know that he colors Norman's eyes brown by order of Tom Breevort. Thanks. Rain.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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"NEGATIVE DISSECTION."
TITLE: Dark Reign: Mr. Negative (Marvel).
ISSUE: 02 of 03.
CULPRIT: Gianluca Gugliotta (artist).
DISSECTION: Spot me this one, please:
DISSECT-O-METER: 6 Bazzars.
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"SUPER FRIENDS OF WORD BALLOONS."
TITLE: DC Super Friends (DC).
ISSUE: 15.
CULPRIT: Travis Lanham (letterer).
DISSECTION: Flash's word balloon points, and is positioned over Chronos
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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"PLEASE, MISTER."
TITLE: Descendant (Image).
ISSUE: 01.
CULPRIT: Michael Dolce & Marcus Perry (writers).
DISSECTION: The Spanish word for "mister" is "señor", not "senor". Gracias.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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"FIRE... TO HIS PENCILS."
TITLE: Final Crisis Aftermath: Escape (DC).
ISSUE: 03 of 06.
CULPRIT: Marco Rudy (penciller).
DISSECTION: God... How does Rudy get a job pencilling? Look, let me show you Fire, Beatriz da Costa, one of the sexiest women in the DC Universe:
Sexy, right? And this is how Rudy draws her:
Not only does Rudy have the artistic ability of Robocop (which wouldn't be a dissection on its own), but he draws Fire with a completely different shaped head and hair from panel to panel.
DISSECT-O-METER: 5 Bazzars. The horror.
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"NOW, THAT'S IMAGE RESOLUTION!"
TITLE: Punisher V8 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 07.
CULPRIT: Rick Remender (writer).
DISSECTION: Punisher's new hacker (don't remember his name, don't care) verifies The Wraith's identity by using a S.H.I.E.L.D. satellite to READ HIS DNA. I'm sorry, but if S.H.I.E.L.D. satellites could read DNA (which is absurd, even in a fantasy world as Marvel's), we would have heard about it before... you know, the millions of times when there's characters whose identity is unknown, or doppelgangers. So... no.
DISSECT-O-METER: 9 Bazzars.
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"SCALPING LETTERS."
TITLE: Scalped (DC/Vertigo).
ISSUE: 30.
CULPRIT: Steve Wands (letterer).
DISSECTION: R.M. Guéra's name in the credits has an "é" smaller than the rest of the letters.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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"NEW ADVERTISING TECHNIQUES."
TITLE: Star Trek: Crew (IDW).
ISSUE: 05 of 05.
CULPRIT: Chris Ryan (editor).
DISSECTION: If it's the end of July, and the adaptation of Star Trek: TWOK is already over... why is there an advertising for it on this book, reading "JUNE 2009" in big blue and red font?
DISSECT-O-METER: 4 Bazzars. Yes, it could be an add to get you to buy the back issues, but...
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"IRIS OF THE EYES."
TITLE: Wednesday Comics (DC).
ISSUE: 02 of 12.
CULPRIT: Dave McCaig (colorist, Flash Comics).
DISSECTION: Iris eyes are colored incorrectly again. And the Teen Titans costumes are all wrong, but I've come to accept that none of these stories are in continuity.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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That's it then, we have a 6.6 Bazzars average in twenty-seven dissections. Before we finish this (late column, and it'll make the next one late again, I'm afraid), here's the Moments Of The Week. First up, sexual freedom was more common in the forties than I thought:
"BUT I AM NOT A MAN, I AM MARVEX, THE SUPER ROBOT!" Next, you know I'm a sucker for Green Lantern:
Even if Hal's chest emblem is wrong... oh, and his ring emblem is wrong too! Another dissection! But then Blackest Night gives me the creeps:
I winced and cried out "OH FUCK!" when I saw that. Next, what's a new Avengers' headquarters without Jarvis?
Thank God it's self-cleaning!
That's it for now, until next time, I'll be on the outlook for more dissections, because (almost) nothing escapes...
THE DISSECTOR!
DISCLAIMER (angry creators, please read)
[[WARNING! THIS COLUMN MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS!]]
"Did we just get our butts kicked by Trident? (...) You don't even know who that is, do you? (...) Yeah, I just let my team get beat by someone named after a toothpaste. (...) How could this get worse? Oh, that's how. We have to be saved by the Older Titans. How lame to have your "big brother" come fight your fights. Thanks, Nightwing. Dick." Robin, Teen Titans, Wednesday Comics #2.
Sorry I'm late, but I've been behind in my comic reading... and if I don't finish the comics for a given week (or at least those I received), I prefer not to write the column. This is the column for comics released on 07/15; so let's get on with it. Kal cracked the DT! this time; Destro talks about "Hiesenberg Uncertainty Principles"... ignoring the fact that it's just one principle, not several, the name is "Heisenberg", not "Hiesenberg". Badge for you, my Canuck friend!
The Dissector's Picks Of The Week: Best Book Of The Week was Amazing Spider-Man #599... great ending for a great saga ("American Son"), and like I always say, that book is S.O.L.I.D. (wow, that whole acronym thing was so 90s...), and it always delivers. Worst Book Of The Week? Final Crisis Aftermath: Escape #3... God, what a piece of crap. Not only is this a horrible "The Prisoner" rip-off, the art is incredibly subpar, it's unbelievable someone is getting paid for drawing that. Look at the dissection for that book in this column and you'll see what I mean.
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"AIRPOST."
TITLE: Air (DC/Vertigo).
ISSUE: 11.
CULPRIT: G. Willow Wilson (writer).
DISSECTION: Gee-Wee... what the heck is a "passpost?"
DISSECT-O-METER: 3 Bazzars.
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"MORE THAN TWIST IN MY SOBRIETY."
TITLE: The Amazing Spider-Man (Marvel).
ISSUE: 599.
CULPRIT: Joe Kelly (writer).
DISSECTION: Boy, are we glad Harry Osborn's "sobreity" is not in danger any longer...
DISSECT-O-METER: 3 Bazzars. Oh, and Jeromy (Cox), while you colored Norman's eyes correctly... you didn't do the same with Harry. His eyes should be blue, not green.
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"BLACKEST EMBLEM."
TITLE: Blackest Night: Tales Of The Corps. (DC).
ISSUE: 01 of 03.
CULPRIT: Doug Mahnke (penciller, Green Lantern Corps profile).
DISSECTION: Hal Jordan's chest emblem is wrong... and so are Kyle Rayner's and John Stewart's. In fact, the emblems on the latter two is more similar to Hal's correct emblem than the one Mahnke gave him. Really, Hal Jordan's chest emblem is way simpler and, structurally speaking, even more iconic than those worn by Batman and Superman.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars each.
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"OH! MY PRETTY FACE!!!"
TITLE: Blackest Night (DC).
ISSUE: 01 of 04.
CULPRIT: Geoff Johns (writer).
DISSECTION: Damage says that when the Secret Society killed the Freedom Fighters, he was left with "a crushed naval cavity and a mangled profile". What? "Naval cavity"? Is that where you hide boats? It can't be a "navel" cavity, since there's no such thing, really, medically speaking... or since his face got fucked up... was it his "NASAL" cavity? I'm pretty sure I would have spotted this one, but Mean Jeff spotted it first, so he gets a badge.
Here's what Jeff had to say about Damage's whining: "(...) Damage talks about how he saw his former team mates, the Freedom Fighters, get killed while he was on their roster. "I was left alive with a crushed naval {sic} cavity and a mangled profile," he says. A crushed naval cavity? Sooo...he got punched in the belly button and it ruined his side-pose?"
I agree with you, Jeff, and thanks for e-mailing me saying that you're a loyal reader and "always a fan". It warms my heart, you have no idea how much.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars. Also, there's nine instances of wrong GL emblems (on Hal, Guy, and Kilowog), as well as wrong coloring on Kyle Rayner's Ion costume gloves.
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"THE BRAVE AND THE 'STACHED."
TITLE: The Brave And The Bold V3 (DC).
ISSUE: 25.
CULPRIT: Adam Beechen (writer).
DISSECTION: Blue Beetle wonders if Hardware has a moustache... when he can see his face perfectly, since Hardware's helmet is open-faced.
DISSECT-O-METER: 4 Bazzars.
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"EYE OF THE GOBLIN."
TITLE: Dark Avengers (Marvel).
ISSUE: 07.
CULPRIT: Rain Beredo (colorist).
DISSECTION: Again, Norman Osborn's eyes are colored brown instead of blue. Yes, it's a minor mistake, that doesn't detract from enjoyment of the story... but how hard is it to check character references when you are given a job to do? I'm sorry if I come across as too harsh, but that's very unprofessional. I mean, Beredo's not a full author, pencilling, writing, inking, coloring, etc... he just has to color the comic. Yes, it's no easy task, and I can't do it... but he just has to color it... and get the colors of character features right.
EDIT: Just after I finished this column, Rain Beredo left a comment on column #122 letting me know that he colors Norman's eyes brown by order of Tom Breevort. Thanks. Rain.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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"NEGATIVE DISSECTION."
TITLE: Dark Reign: Mr. Negative (Marvel).
ISSUE: 02 of 03.
CULPRIT: Gianluca Gugliotta (artist).
DISSECTION: Spot me this one, please:
DISSECT-O-METER: 6 Bazzars.
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"SUPER FRIENDS OF WORD BALLOONS."
TITLE: DC Super Friends (DC).
ISSUE: 15.
CULPRIT: Travis Lanham (letterer).
DISSECTION: Flash's word balloon points, and is positioned over Chronos
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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"PLEASE, MISTER."
TITLE: Descendant (Image).
ISSUE: 01.
CULPRIT: Michael Dolce & Marcus Perry (writers).
DISSECTION: The Spanish word for "mister" is "señor", not "senor". Gracias.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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"FIRE... TO HIS PENCILS."
TITLE: Final Crisis Aftermath: Escape (DC).
ISSUE: 03 of 06.
CULPRIT: Marco Rudy (penciller).
DISSECTION: God... How does Rudy get a job pencilling? Look, let me show you Fire, Beatriz da Costa, one of the sexiest women in the DC Universe:
Sexy, right? And this is how Rudy draws her:
Not only does Rudy have the artistic ability of Robocop (which wouldn't be a dissection on its own), but he draws Fire with a completely different shaped head and hair from panel to panel.
DISSECT-O-METER: 5 Bazzars. The horror.
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"NOW, THAT'S IMAGE RESOLUTION!"
TITLE: Punisher V8 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 07.
CULPRIT: Rick Remender (writer).
DISSECTION: Punisher's new hacker (don't remember his name, don't care) verifies The Wraith's identity by using a S.H.I.E.L.D. satellite to READ HIS DNA. I'm sorry, but if S.H.I.E.L.D. satellites could read DNA (which is absurd, even in a fantasy world as Marvel's), we would have heard about it before... you know, the millions of times when there's characters whose identity is unknown, or doppelgangers. So... no.
DISSECT-O-METER: 9 Bazzars.
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"SCALPING LETTERS."
TITLE: Scalped (DC/Vertigo).
ISSUE: 30.
CULPRIT: Steve Wands (letterer).
DISSECTION: R.M. Guéra's name in the credits has an "é" smaller than the rest of the letters.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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"NEW ADVERTISING TECHNIQUES."
TITLE: Star Trek: Crew (IDW).
ISSUE: 05 of 05.
CULPRIT: Chris Ryan (editor).
DISSECTION: If it's the end of July, and the adaptation of Star Trek: TWOK is already over... why is there an advertising for it on this book, reading "JUNE 2009" in big blue and red font?
DISSECT-O-METER: 4 Bazzars. Yes, it could be an add to get you to buy the back issues, but...
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"IRIS OF THE EYES."
TITLE: Wednesday Comics (DC).
ISSUE: 02 of 12.
CULPRIT: Dave McCaig (colorist, Flash Comics).
DISSECTION: Iris eyes are colored incorrectly again. And the Teen Titans costumes are all wrong, but I've come to accept that none of these stories are in continuity.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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That's it then, we have a 6.6 Bazzars average in twenty-seven dissections. Before we finish this (late column, and it'll make the next one late again, I'm afraid), here's the Moments Of The Week. First up, sexual freedom was more common in the forties than I thought:
"BUT I AM NOT A MAN, I AM MARVEX, THE SUPER ROBOT!" Next, you know I'm a sucker for Green Lantern:
Even if Hal's chest emblem is wrong... oh, and his ring emblem is wrong too! Another dissection! But then Blackest Night gives me the creeps:
I winced and cried out "OH FUCK!" when I saw that. Next, what's a new Avengers' headquarters without Jarvis?
Thank God it's self-cleaning!
That's it for now, until next time, I'll be on the outlook for more dissections, because (almost) nothing escapes...
THE DISSECTOR!
Friday, July 17, 2009
The Dissector #124.
DISCLAIMER (angry creators, please read)
[[WARNING! THIS COLUMN MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS!]]
"You traitors are welcome to hightail to Mexico (...) The Emperor's willin' to pay you Southern boys to lose a war for him. Since you're so good at that. Heh." Union soldier, The Good, The Bad And The Ugly #1.
So this is the column for comics released on 07/08? Doesn't look like much to me... It's even poorer than the last one... just eye colors, typos and accents... I'd search for a funny dissection from my Vault, but I just want to get this column out of the way, since I'm trying to get back on track.
Johnny Doe cracked the DT!, which showed a Daxamite firing a blast of energy from her hand. Daxamites under a yellow sun get basically the same powers Kryptonians do. Badge for you, man!
The Dissector's Picks Of The Week are the following: Best Book Of The Week was BRPD: 1947. Good old 40s fun with monsters and all, including Lil' Hellboy! Worst Book Of The Week was Skrull Kill Krew #3, lame plot, and horrible art. Dissections, please!
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"DARK EYES: THE CONTINUATION."
TITLE: Dark X-Men: The Beginning (Marvel).
ISSUE: 01 of 03.
CULPRIT: Rain Beredo (colorist, Mimic story).
DISSECTION: Rain, please, remember that Norman Osborn's eyes are blue, not brown. Same goes for the colorist of the Dark Beast story, Matt Milla.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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"THE REAL AMERICAN DISSECTION."
TITLE: G.I. Joe (IDW).
ISSUE: 06.
CULPRIT: Chuck Dixon (writer).
DISSECTION: SOLDIER! FIND ME THIS DISSECTION! NOW!
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars. Also, it's not "Instanbul", but "Istanbul".
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"THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE SCREW-UP WITH ACCENTED LETTERS."
TITLE: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly (Dynamite).
ISSUE: 01.
CULPRIT: Simon Bowland (letterer).
DISSECTION: As usual, Simon makes an accented letter smaller than the rest.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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"WEDNESDAY DISSECTIONS."
TITLE: Wednesday Comics (DC).
ISSUE: 01 of 12.
CULPRIT: Dave McCaig (colorist, Flash Comics).
DISSECTION: I was underwhelmed by Wednesday Comics... all the hype, all the good reviews... and all I could see was a collection of outdated, incomplete stories. Yes, I know it's weekly, and I'll get another piece of the story soon... but one page (however oversized) chapters is not the way to go in today's comics. All this book is good for is that "waaah, comics are not like the used to be" crowd that whines all the time about Supergirl's costume being to skanky, or about the amount of deaths and resurrections in modern comics.
Don't get me wrong, they're not bad starts for stories; but they're only fun in a retro kind of way, and even then, they fall short of entertaining me because one page per story is too little. This only panders to old timers (myself not included), as anybody under 20, or even 25, will see this and yawn. I've heard a lot of people complain that one 20+ pages issue a month is too little, I wonder what they'll think about this.
Oh, there was a dissection here somewhere, yes... Iris West's eyes should be brown, not green.
DISSECT-O-METER: 5 Bazzars.
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"ACCENTS FOREVER."
TITLE: X-Men Forever V2 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 03.
CULPRIT: Tom Orzechowski (letterer).
DISSECTION: Five counts of wrongly sized accented letters. No writing dissections, surprisingly.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars each.
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This week gets an average of 6.8 Bazzars in eleven dissections. In fact, each dissection got a 7, except for one... I just can't give Iris West's eyes more than 5. Now, Moments Of The Week. First one might be familiar:
Yes, because testing experimental teleportation devices on YOURSELF is a good idea, Laird McCullen... there's absolutely no chance WHATSOEVER that you'll end up wearing a metal mask! Last, since there weren't many great moments this week, everything is better with apes:
Only thing Ninjorilla lacks is being Argentinean and Peronist! That's it for now, until next time, I'll be on the outlook for more dissections, because (almost) nothing escapes...
THE DISSECTOR!
DISCLAIMER (angry creators, please read)
[[WARNING! THIS COLUMN MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS!]]
"You traitors are welcome to hightail to Mexico (...) The Emperor's willin' to pay you Southern boys to lose a war for him. Since you're so good at that. Heh." Union soldier, The Good, The Bad And The Ugly #1.
So this is the column for comics released on 07/08? Doesn't look like much to me... It's even poorer than the last one... just eye colors, typos and accents... I'd search for a funny dissection from my Vault, but I just want to get this column out of the way, since I'm trying to get back on track.
Johnny Doe cracked the DT!, which showed a Daxamite firing a blast of energy from her hand. Daxamites under a yellow sun get basically the same powers Kryptonians do. Badge for you, man!
The Dissector's Picks Of The Week are the following: Best Book Of The Week was BRPD: 1947. Good old 40s fun with monsters and all, including Lil' Hellboy! Worst Book Of The Week was Skrull Kill Krew #3, lame plot, and horrible art. Dissections, please!
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"DARK EYES: THE CONTINUATION."
TITLE: Dark X-Men: The Beginning (Marvel).
ISSUE: 01 of 03.
CULPRIT: Rain Beredo (colorist, Mimic story).
DISSECTION: Rain, please, remember that Norman Osborn's eyes are blue, not brown. Same goes for the colorist of the Dark Beast story, Matt Milla.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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"THE REAL AMERICAN DISSECTION."
TITLE: G.I. Joe (IDW).
ISSUE: 06.
CULPRIT: Chuck Dixon (writer).
DISSECTION: SOLDIER! FIND ME THIS DISSECTION! NOW!
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars. Also, it's not "Instanbul", but "Istanbul".
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"THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE SCREW-UP WITH ACCENTED LETTERS."
TITLE: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly (Dynamite).
ISSUE: 01.
CULPRIT: Simon Bowland (letterer).
DISSECTION: As usual, Simon makes an accented letter smaller than the rest.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"WEDNESDAY DISSECTIONS."
TITLE: Wednesday Comics (DC).
ISSUE: 01 of 12.
CULPRIT: Dave McCaig (colorist, Flash Comics).
DISSECTION: I was underwhelmed by Wednesday Comics... all the hype, all the good reviews... and all I could see was a collection of outdated, incomplete stories. Yes, I know it's weekly, and I'll get another piece of the story soon... but one page (however oversized) chapters is not the way to go in today's comics. All this book is good for is that "waaah, comics are not like the used to be" crowd that whines all the time about Supergirl's costume being to skanky, or about the amount of deaths and resurrections in modern comics.
Don't get me wrong, they're not bad starts for stories; but they're only fun in a retro kind of way, and even then, they fall short of entertaining me because one page per story is too little. This only panders to old timers (myself not included), as anybody under 20, or even 25, will see this and yawn. I've heard a lot of people complain that one 20+ pages issue a month is too little, I wonder what they'll think about this.
Oh, there was a dissection here somewhere, yes... Iris West's eyes should be brown, not green.
DISSECT-O-METER: 5 Bazzars.
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"ACCENTS FOREVER."
TITLE: X-Men Forever V2 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 03.
CULPRIT: Tom Orzechowski (letterer).
DISSECTION: Five counts of wrongly sized accented letters. No writing dissections, surprisingly.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars each.
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This week gets an average of 6.8 Bazzars in eleven dissections. In fact, each dissection got a 7, except for one... I just can't give Iris West's eyes more than 5. Now, Moments Of The Week. First one might be familiar:
Yes, because testing experimental teleportation devices on YOURSELF is a good idea, Laird McCullen... there's absolutely no chance WHATSOEVER that you'll end up wearing a metal mask! Last, since there weren't many great moments this week, everything is better with apes:
Only thing Ninjorilla lacks is being Argentinean and Peronist! That's it for now, until next time, I'll be on the outlook for more dissections, because (almost) nothing escapes...
THE DISSECTOR!
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
The Dissector #123.
DISCLAIMER (angry creators, please read)
[[WARNING! THIS COLUMN MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS!]]
"(...) Everywhere one turns, hysterical ninnies burden themselves with faith in such fairy tales as astrology, UFOs, sasquatches, and forms of child rearing which involve scarcely any time in the military whatsoever. I cannot begin to tell you how deeply this is wounding this great nation of ours! (...) I therefore urge each and every one of you, from the bottom of my heart, to be ever vigilant against the forces of credulity! (...) And give that mumbo-jumbo the karate chop of logic it so richly deserves!" Sam The Eagle, The Muppet Show #4.
Something tells me Sam didn't vote for Obama. Welcome to a late column, but at least I still have time to catch up and publish the next one in time. Vacations have made me lazy, I have to admit it; but here's the column about books released on 07/01.
Last week's DT! wasn't cracked; what's happening guys? Problem here was that the Golden Age Vision calls the Red Skull "Shmidt", when his last name is "Schmidt". Well, let's get into The Dissector's Picks Of The Week. Best Book Of The Week was Bang! Tango #6, a good ending for a fun miniseries. Worst Book Of The Week was Strange Adventures V2 #6... I don't know what Starlin thinks he's doing, but this book sucks... Dissections, now, please:
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"CUT ONE EHAD..."
TITLE: Astonishing Tales V2 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 06.
CULPRIT: C.B. Cebulski & Jim McCann (writers).
DISSECTION: Agents of "Hyrda"? LOL!
DISSECT-O-METER: 4 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"OOOH... SPOOKY..."
TITLE: Batman Confidential (DC).
ISSUE: 31.
CULPRIT: Peter Milligan (writer).
DISSECTION: How long are writers going to milk the "I thought the Batman was a myth" shtick? It's okay to say so when it's a story set in Bats' beginnings; but after some time, particularly his stints in the JLA (and JLI), everybody in the world knows who Batman is. You might play with the idea that people don't know he's just a regular man, people believing he's supernatural... but nobody can doubt his existence.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"LONG TIME NO DISSECT."
TITLE: The Dissector (Studio Robota).
ISSUE: 122.
CULPRIT: MaGnUs (writer).
DISSECTION: Johnny Doe called my attention to the fact that I wrote "Long time no seeing" instead of "no see". Sorry, and thanks Johnny.
DISSECT-O-METER: 6 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"FIREWRONG."
TITLE: Final Crisis Aftermath: Run (DC).
ISSUE: 03 of 06.
CULPRIT: Freddie Williams II (artist).
DISSECTION: Firestorm has been Jason Rusch for a while, but they keep drawing Ronnie Raymond's costume and coloring his face as if he was Caucasian... Not to mention John Stewart's chest emblem being drawn incorrectly.
DISSECT-O-METER: 8 Bazzars for Firestorm's costume.
<-------------------------------->
"FOR DAXAM, DISSECT THIS!"
TITLE: Green Lantern Corps V2 (DC).
ISSUE: 38.
CULPRIT: Patrick Gleason (penciller).
DISSECTION: Let's see if you get this one:
DISSECT-O-METER: 9 Bazzars. Also, they got Kyle Rayner's emblem wrong.
<-------------------------------->
"HERE, KITTY KITTY."
TITLE: Secret Six V3 (DC).
ISSUE: 11.
CULPRIT: Jason Wright (colorist).
DISSECTION: Catman's eyes should be blue, not green.
DISSECT-O-METER: 6 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
This week we had an average of 6.7 Bazzars in thirteen dissections. Let's get the Moments Of The Week on the table, so we can finish and I can get to work on the next column. First, Jonathan Hickman has obviously read his New Mutant comics:
Magnum, the white Shaft of the 80s! Then, don't you mess with Mother's Milk:
Ow, that hurts... And finally, if Wonder Woman finds you near the body of one of her sisters:
You're screwed... That's it for now, until next time, I'll be on the outlook for more dissections, because (almost) nothing escapes...
THE DISSECTOR!
DISCLAIMER (angry creators, please read)
[[WARNING! THIS COLUMN MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS!]]
"(...) Everywhere one turns, hysterical ninnies burden themselves with faith in such fairy tales as astrology, UFOs, sasquatches, and forms of child rearing which involve scarcely any time in the military whatsoever. I cannot begin to tell you how deeply this is wounding this great nation of ours! (...) I therefore urge each and every one of you, from the bottom of my heart, to be ever vigilant against the forces of credulity! (...) And give that mumbo-jumbo the karate chop of logic it so richly deserves!" Sam The Eagle, The Muppet Show #4.
Something tells me Sam didn't vote for Obama. Welcome to a late column, but at least I still have time to catch up and publish the next one in time. Vacations have made me lazy, I have to admit it; but here's the column about books released on 07/01.
Last week's DT! wasn't cracked; what's happening guys? Problem here was that the Golden Age Vision calls the Red Skull "Shmidt", when his last name is "Schmidt". Well, let's get into The Dissector's Picks Of The Week. Best Book Of The Week was Bang! Tango #6, a good ending for a fun miniseries. Worst Book Of The Week was Strange Adventures V2 #6... I don't know what Starlin thinks he's doing, but this book sucks... Dissections, now, please:
<-------------------------------->
"CUT ONE EHAD..."
TITLE: Astonishing Tales V2 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 06.
CULPRIT: C.B. Cebulski & Jim McCann (writers).
DISSECTION: Agents of "Hyrda"? LOL!
DISSECT-O-METER: 4 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"OOOH... SPOOKY..."
TITLE: Batman Confidential (DC).
ISSUE: 31.
CULPRIT: Peter Milligan (writer).
DISSECTION: How long are writers going to milk the "I thought the Batman was a myth" shtick? It's okay to say so when it's a story set in Bats' beginnings; but after some time, particularly his stints in the JLA (and JLI), everybody in the world knows who Batman is. You might play with the idea that people don't know he's just a regular man, people believing he's supernatural... but nobody can doubt his existence.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"LONG TIME NO DISSECT."
TITLE: The Dissector (Studio Robota).
ISSUE: 122.
CULPRIT: MaGnUs (writer).
DISSECTION: Johnny Doe called my attention to the fact that I wrote "Long time no seeing" instead of "no see". Sorry, and thanks Johnny.
DISSECT-O-METER: 6 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"FIREWRONG."
TITLE: Final Crisis Aftermath: Run (DC).
ISSUE: 03 of 06.
CULPRIT: Freddie Williams II (artist).
DISSECTION: Firestorm has been Jason Rusch for a while, but they keep drawing Ronnie Raymond's costume and coloring his face as if he was Caucasian... Not to mention John Stewart's chest emblem being drawn incorrectly.
DISSECT-O-METER: 8 Bazzars for Firestorm's costume.
<-------------------------------->
"FOR DAXAM, DISSECT THIS!"
TITLE: Green Lantern Corps V2 (DC).
ISSUE: 38.
CULPRIT: Patrick Gleason (penciller).
DISSECTION: Let's see if you get this one:
DISSECT-O-METER: 9 Bazzars. Also, they got Kyle Rayner's emblem wrong.
<-------------------------------->
"HERE, KITTY KITTY."
TITLE: Secret Six V3 (DC).
ISSUE: 11.
CULPRIT: Jason Wright (colorist).
DISSECTION: Catman's eyes should be blue, not green.
DISSECT-O-METER: 6 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
This week we had an average of 6.7 Bazzars in thirteen dissections. Let's get the Moments Of The Week on the table, so we can finish and I can get to work on the next column. First, Jonathan Hickman has obviously read his New Mutant comics:
Magnum, the white Shaft of the 80s! Then, don't you mess with Mother's Milk:
Ow, that hurts... And finally, if Wonder Woman finds you near the body of one of her sisters:
You're screwed... That's it for now, until next time, I'll be on the outlook for more dissections, because (almost) nothing escapes...
THE DISSECTOR!
Monday, July 06, 2009
The Dissector #122.
DISCLAIMER (angry creators, please read)
[[WARNING! THIS COLUMN MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS!]]
"(...) We're scientists, my dear. Time travel at the very least should be considered one of the baseline perks to the profession. Now come on. Who wants to rescue the future by raiding the past?" Dr. Henry P. McCoy, Uncanny X-Men #512.
Welcome, welcome, welcome! This is The Dissector for the last week of June, 06/24. I know I'm a little late, but I'm still in time to not fall behind, hopefully. The Dissector's Picks Of The Week are as follow: Best Book Of The Week was Dark Reign: The Hood #2... a surprise, but it made me warm up to the man behind the hood. Worst Book Of The Week was Justice League Of America #34... I'm really not happy with Dwayne McDuffie's run, and his shoehorning of his Dakotaverse characters.
There was no DT! last week, so we'll go straight to the dissections.
<-------------------------------->
"THAT NASTY GOBLIN SERUM!"
TITLE: The Amazing Spider-Man V1 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 598.
CULPRIT: Jeromy Cox (colorist).
DISSECTION: Jeromy! Long time no seeing! Since column #71, in May, 2008, to be exact. You went more than a year without slipping... but you had to be one of those who insist in coloring Norman Osborn's eyes green instead of blue.
DISSECT-O-METER: 6 Bazzars. Also, Jeromy, why did you color Peter Parker's hair blonde and his eyes blue in a panel?
<-------------------------------->
"COSMIC DISSECTION."
TITLE: Avengers/Invaders (Marvel).
ISSUE: 12 of 12.
CULPRIT: Jim Krueger (scripter).
DISSECTION: Check this one out:
DISSECT-O-METER: 5 Bazzars. There's a few other errors, like "the Original Black Panther" again, and the Winter Soldier having an American-style star on his prosthetic arm, instead of the Soviet one.
<-------------------------------->
"IT'S RAININ' BEREDOS!"
TITLE: Dark Avengers (Marvel).
ISSUE: 06.
CULPRIT: Rain Beredo (colorist).
DISSECTION: Well, Beredo is one more colorist who doesn't know Norman Osborn's eyes should be blue; he colors them brown.
DISSECT-O-METER: 6 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"SAI WHAT YOU WANT."
TITLE: Dark Reign: Elektra (Marvel).
ISSUE: 04 of 05.
CULPRIT: Clay Mann (penciller).
DISSECTION: Again, she grasps her sai in an incorrect fashion.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"BLACK LANTERN FORESHADOWING."
TITLE: Green Lantern V4 (DC).
ISSUE: 42.
CULPRIT: Philip Tan & Eddy Barrows (pencillers) and Nei Ruffino & Rod Reis (colorists).
DISSECTION: Hal Jordan's emblem (after he doesn't have the blue ring) is drawn and colored incorrectly a total of seven times.
DISSECT-O-METER: 8 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"IN THE NAME OF..."
TITLE: Madame Xanadu (DC/Vertigo).
ISSUE: 12.
CULPRIT: Matt Wagner (writer).
DISSECTION: Again, the Lord's Prayer in Latin is incorrect.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars. There's also some incorrect Spanish, of course.
<-------------------------------->
"YOU'RE OUT OF COSTUME."
TITLE: Ms. Marvel V2 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 40.
CULPRIT: Brian Reed (writer).
DISSECTION: The current Ms. Marvel, Moonstone, reforms her costume out of torn street clothes, and the narration box says that the moonstone, no longer physical but an energy within her, is the source of her power and her costume. No, it's not. She's long lost the second Moonstone, which allowed her to manipulate matter.
DISSECT-O-METER: 6 Bazzars. Also, can someone explain me why Danielle Cage is white in this comic?
<-------------------------------->
"AY, BRIAN."
TITLE: Teen Titans V3 (DC).
ISSUE: 72.
CULPRIT: Bryan Q. Miller (writer).
DISSECTION: Bryan, the Spanish expression is "ay", not "aye".
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"SHAVING IS NOT A CONCERN FOR THE MASTER OF MYSTICAL ARTS."
TITLE: Thor V1 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 602.
CULPRIT: Marko Djurdjevic (penciller).
DISSECTION: Doctor Strange's beard is awfully thick and bushy, for a guy who usually keeps it so trimmed.
DISSECT-O-METER: 3 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA, ACCENTS MAKE YOU SMALLER."
TITLE: Thunderbolts (Marvel).
ISSUE: 133.
CULPRIT: Comicraft's Albert Deschesne (letterer).
DISSECTION: Two accented letters in Russian are smaller than the rest of the letters in the word.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars each.
<-------------------------------->
"BULLSHIT FOREVER."
TITLE: X-Men Forever V2 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 02.
CULPRIT: Chris Claremont (writer).
DISSECTION: I'll let these two panels speak for themselves:
What??!?!? WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?!!?! I can accept that maybe, just maybe, today's Jean Grey, with her enhanced telekinetic control (almost molecular, if not atomic), and/or her Phoenix force remnants, can convert an attack into electricity to ground it into the mansion's electric systems... and it would be very, very hard to believe... but this Jean Grey, from this time? No, sorry. Chris, please, don't "throw fruit" at us, as we say in my country, quit peppering an otherwise readable script with this kind of bullshit.
DISSECT-O-METER: 9 Bazzars. Also, artist Tom Grummet draws Wolverine's glove metal slots for the claws on his skeleton, and leaves hair (head and facial) on his clean bones, which has been stripped of everything else with some kind of energy. Hair? Really?
<-------------------------------->
"ÑORRO."
TITLE: Zorro (Dynamite).
ISSUE: 14.
CULPRIT: Simon Bowland (letterer).
DISSECTION: I'm pleasantly surprised, no bullshit Spanish, and only seven "Ñ"s smaller than the rest of the letters!
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars each.
<-------------------------------->
Whaddaya know? An average of an even 7.0 Bazzars in thirty three dissections. Nice! Now, The Moments of The Week. First up, the JSA seniors, professional cockblockers:
Bastards! Next, Daken will never be worthy of the name Wolverine, but not for the reasons you think...
... but rather because HE DRINKS MARTINIS! THAT'S SO UN-WOLVIE, IT HURTS TO WATCH! Next, I don't know if Harley Quinn is really necessary in the DCU...
... but hers is the best ass in DC currently! Then, something I foresaw:
Poor Harry! And Spidey's not happy about the way Norman treats his eldest son:
Ouch! That's gotta hurt! Last, something that Guido didn't see coming:
I kinda saw it coming... That's it for now, until next time, I'll be on the outlook for more dissections, because (almost) nothing escapes...
THE DISSECTOR!
DISCLAIMER (angry creators, please read)
[[WARNING! THIS COLUMN MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS!]]
"(...) We're scientists, my dear. Time travel at the very least should be considered one of the baseline perks to the profession. Now come on. Who wants to rescue the future by raiding the past?" Dr. Henry P. McCoy, Uncanny X-Men #512.
Welcome, welcome, welcome! This is The Dissector for the last week of June, 06/24. I know I'm a little late, but I'm still in time to not fall behind, hopefully. The Dissector's Picks Of The Week are as follow: Best Book Of The Week was Dark Reign: The Hood #2... a surprise, but it made me warm up to the man behind the hood. Worst Book Of The Week was Justice League Of America #34... I'm really not happy with Dwayne McDuffie's run, and his shoehorning of his Dakotaverse characters.
There was no DT! last week, so we'll go straight to the dissections.
<-------------------------------->
"THAT NASTY GOBLIN SERUM!"
TITLE: The Amazing Spider-Man V1 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 598.
CULPRIT: Jeromy Cox (colorist).
DISSECTION: Jeromy! Long time no seeing! Since column #71, in May, 2008, to be exact. You went more than a year without slipping... but you had to be one of those who insist in coloring Norman Osborn's eyes green instead of blue.
DISSECT-O-METER: 6 Bazzars. Also, Jeromy, why did you color Peter Parker's hair blonde and his eyes blue in a panel?
<-------------------------------->
"COSMIC DISSECTION."
TITLE: Avengers/Invaders (Marvel).
ISSUE: 12 of 12.
CULPRIT: Jim Krueger (scripter).
DISSECTION: Check this one out:
DISSECT-O-METER: 5 Bazzars. There's a few other errors, like "the Original Black Panther" again, and the Winter Soldier having an American-style star on his prosthetic arm, instead of the Soviet one.
<-------------------------------->
"IT'S RAININ' BEREDOS!"
TITLE: Dark Avengers (Marvel).
ISSUE: 06.
CULPRIT: Rain Beredo (colorist).
DISSECTION: Well, Beredo is one more colorist who doesn't know Norman Osborn's eyes should be blue; he colors them brown.
DISSECT-O-METER: 6 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"SAI WHAT YOU WANT."
TITLE: Dark Reign: Elektra (Marvel).
ISSUE: 04 of 05.
CULPRIT: Clay Mann (penciller).
DISSECTION: Again, she grasps her sai in an incorrect fashion.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"BLACK LANTERN FORESHADOWING."
TITLE: Green Lantern V4 (DC).
ISSUE: 42.
CULPRIT: Philip Tan & Eddy Barrows (pencillers) and Nei Ruffino & Rod Reis (colorists).
DISSECTION: Hal Jordan's emblem (after he doesn't have the blue ring) is drawn and colored incorrectly a total of seven times.
DISSECT-O-METER: 8 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"IN THE NAME OF..."
TITLE: Madame Xanadu (DC/Vertigo).
ISSUE: 12.
CULPRIT: Matt Wagner (writer).
DISSECTION: Again, the Lord's Prayer in Latin is incorrect.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars. There's also some incorrect Spanish, of course.
<-------------------------------->
"YOU'RE OUT OF COSTUME."
TITLE: Ms. Marvel V2 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 40.
CULPRIT: Brian Reed (writer).
DISSECTION: The current Ms. Marvel, Moonstone, reforms her costume out of torn street clothes, and the narration box says that the moonstone, no longer physical but an energy within her, is the source of her power and her costume. No, it's not. She's long lost the second Moonstone, which allowed her to manipulate matter.
DISSECT-O-METER: 6 Bazzars. Also, can someone explain me why Danielle Cage is white in this comic?
<-------------------------------->
"AY, BRIAN."
TITLE: Teen Titans V3 (DC).
ISSUE: 72.
CULPRIT: Bryan Q. Miller (writer).
DISSECTION: Bryan, the Spanish expression is "ay", not "aye".
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"SHAVING IS NOT A CONCERN FOR THE MASTER OF MYSTICAL ARTS."
TITLE: Thor V1 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 602.
CULPRIT: Marko Djurdjevic (penciller).
DISSECTION: Doctor Strange's beard is awfully thick and bushy, for a guy who usually keeps it so trimmed.
DISSECT-O-METER: 3 Bazzars.
<-------------------------------->
"IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA, ACCENTS MAKE YOU SMALLER."
TITLE: Thunderbolts (Marvel).
ISSUE: 133.
CULPRIT: Comicraft's Albert Deschesne (letterer).
DISSECTION: Two accented letters in Russian are smaller than the rest of the letters in the word.
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars each.
<-------------------------------->
"BULLSHIT FOREVER."
TITLE: X-Men Forever V2 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 02.
CULPRIT: Chris Claremont (writer).
DISSECTION: I'll let these two panels speak for themselves:
What??!?!? WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?!!?! I can accept that maybe, just maybe, today's Jean Grey, with her enhanced telekinetic control (almost molecular, if not atomic), and/or her Phoenix force remnants, can convert an attack into electricity to ground it into the mansion's electric systems... and it would be very, very hard to believe... but this Jean Grey, from this time? No, sorry. Chris, please, don't "throw fruit" at us, as we say in my country, quit peppering an otherwise readable script with this kind of bullshit.
DISSECT-O-METER: 9 Bazzars. Also, artist Tom Grummet draws Wolverine's glove metal slots for the claws on his skeleton, and leaves hair (head and facial) on his clean bones, which has been stripped of everything else with some kind of energy. Hair? Really?
<-------------------------------->
"ÑORRO."
TITLE: Zorro (Dynamite).
ISSUE: 14.
CULPRIT: Simon Bowland (letterer).
DISSECTION: I'm pleasantly surprised, no bullshit Spanish, and only seven "Ñ"s smaller than the rest of the letters!
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars each.
<-------------------------------->
Whaddaya know? An average of an even 7.0 Bazzars in thirty three dissections. Nice! Now, The Moments of The Week. First up, the JSA seniors, professional cockblockers:
Bastards! Next, Daken will never be worthy of the name Wolverine, but not for the reasons you think...
... but rather because HE DRINKS MARTINIS! THAT'S SO UN-WOLVIE, IT HURTS TO WATCH! Next, I don't know if Harley Quinn is really necessary in the DCU...
... but hers is the best ass in DC currently! Then, something I foresaw:
Poor Harry! And Spidey's not happy about the way Norman treats his eldest son:
Ouch! That's gotta hurt! Last, something that Guido didn't see coming:
I kinda saw it coming... That's it for now, until next time, I'll be on the outlook for more dissections, because (almost) nothing escapes...
THE DISSECTOR!
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